The Wee Wizard Willy was not very tall, In fact the Wee Wizard Willy was very small.

As tall as a teacup that’s tipped on its side, With a belly as broad as my thumb is wide.

He had a crooked and crinkled and crumpled up nose, that looked almost exactly like one of your toes.

His mustache was long, and his beard was too, and his hair always looked, like he belonged in a zoo.

His boots where pointy and curved at the tip, and he always looked like he was about to trip

He had gloves on his hands, for he liked to ride, and he rode on a ferret, when he went outside

His pants where black and covered in dots, and his shirt was also covered in spots.

His socks had stripes from left to right, and he only changed them on moonless nights.

His vest was the strangest part of his clothes, for it looked like it was made from a garden hose.

He carried a wand, little more than a sliver, and his most favorite food was actually liver.

He loved to tell stories, he’d tell them all day, and these are just some of the things he would say.

How he’d wrestled a bear, or rode on the wind. At least that’s how most of his stories begin.

How he’d saved a princess, or rescued a town. Or that he is the reason that root beer is brown.

He always found a way to make things happen, and catch the bad guys all a napping.

He was “Willy the Wiz” to his friends and pals, and “Willy the Romantic” to all the gals.

Yes the Wee Wizard Willy was really well known, he’s even more famous than the Travelocity Gnome.

Whatever the story he’s telling to you , he will swear up and down it is one thousand percent true.

And maybe it is I can’t really say, but I wonder what story he will tell today.

Will it be one with a giant, or maybe one with a toad, or maybe the one about the chocolate road.

He has been there and back, at least a time or two, and there’s not much else he didn’t do.

Just ask Willy and he tell you a story, give him the time why he’d tell you forty.

All about how wise and wonderful a wiz, The Wee Wizard Willy really is!

NO the Wee Wizard Willy was not very tall, but the Wee Wizard Willy was the greatest wizard of all.

And if you don’t believe me just ask him.