[WARNING] [ATTENTION] [EARTHLINGS]

[GLOBAL CATASTROPHE ALERT]

Greetings humans, The guy here Name: Fcukerberg Location: Exoplanet-Metacrapesia Height :69 feet tall Weight: 420 lbs

If you are seeing this, please alert other fellow humans. The alien here is planning Earth domination. I was deployed on a secret mission to metacrapesia by Space origin, owned by Dealon truck and Suck Jezos. The planet is 3.7 billion light years away. The place is wonderful and is extremely secure and data privacy is the number one law. I reached the palace of Fcukerberg, johnny English style!!!!! I have heard his master plan. Iam revealing this right now Earth will be left without passwords, the data will be available to everyone and anyone. He has deployed his army of whatshawks, instaguards and meta killers. I have reached Earth right now!! I need fuel to go back so that I can unearth more information to save Earth. Don't go by his weird vertical moustache and mouth. I wonder how the females in metacrapesia look like and I would love to get a kiss. Help me, I will expose the greatest conspiracy surrounding this alien. This is the beginning, I can't go anywhere without fuel. Help me to help yourselves or else you all will be screaming with hot barbecue sauce in your eyes.

Get the conspiracy racing, coz we need to act now! Now is the time! Yes Yes Yes! Bye.................................................................