Where can you feel like you are sitting completely still while traveling 760 MPH? Well, on the HYP3RL00P, of course!  We welcome you aboard the ride of a lifetime.

Let us slingshot you into blissful oblivion as you are rocketed forth through magical eroding caves while you cross enchanted, pollution-stained rivers flowing rich with tears and regrets of a lifetime past. Climb aboard your very own vibranium forged passenger pod as we travel together under light vacuum, impervious to the constant shilling from worthless projects and scams. Sit down in our recycled honda civic-lined seats, finely-knitted with hopes and dreams of normalcy, and jack-into our hyperspeed 56k wireless modems while you surf the interwebs with endless freedom and purpose. Take your shoes off and blow off some steam as you are levitated and propelled by permanent and gargantuan electro-magnets as you nervously check the value of your NFTs, questioning if you should hold or sell until your self-confidence is reliant on seemingly trustworthy market signals and tweets from people you don't know. Breathe in the calming scent of aerodynamic complexity while you question whether it was worth it to liquidate all your stocks to invest in shitcoins. We invite you to experience true tunnel vision as we take over your mind, taking in the seizure-inducing sights as the world around you blends into atmospheric trails made of gas fees, buyer’s remorse, thrust, and drag. Spend your days obsessed by the never-ending treasure-hunt for Alpha while your communications are reduced to Discord and Twitter handles and inappropriate GIFs.

Climb aboard the HYP3RL00P and leave all sense of security and normalcy of the real world behind!