A Daily.xyz artist often tells me "Make it green!". I tend to make brown art, rusty or slimy. Brown is honest, earthy. Green is fragile. This creature here makes an attempt at honesty by proudly displaying its insides for you. I still don't trust it. Despite its bold coloration, it will still glide across my floor at night and eat the Pringle's Brand Potato Snack Curved Wafers that I've hidden under my bed.
Why do I hide them? And isn't that just asking for trouble when a multicolored molluscoid is creeping about? I hide them because my wife doesn't like them AND she thinks I should cut down on salt. This is because I'm old and maybe a little heavier than I should be. But I'm pretty tall, so it evens out. I think. But that telltale cylindrical packaging would be spotted immediately. So I grab an old teeshirt (Right now it's that Ministry "Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste" shirt that I got in the early 1990's. You know, the skull X-ray one) and tie the arm holes and neck holes. Then I dump an entire tube of Pringle's Brand Potatoesque Slices into the teeshirt/bag and throw them all under my bed. See? Now it just looks like an old teeshirt. Not Pringle's Brand Uniform Tuber Laminations. But the rainbow sluggy (seen here) eats them in the night. So no, I don't trust it. Not at all. That it's green makes no difference. I say that, but I know that if it was brown instead there would be NO ISSUE with it eating my Pringle's Brand Tasteless Stackable Salt Slabs. So I hope you enjoy this vid.

Sound design by Pine Tree State Mind Control (which is also Mordunkus)