The very wealthy and noble Viscount and Viscountess of Dalmuirshire adored animals. They were very philanthropic and they decided they wanted to help as many animals as possible, whilst educating the people about the creatures. Thus they created a society called The Zenith Zoological… it was illogical! Word got around the globe that the rich couple were doing great things for the animals of the world. This prompted the Sultan of the 10th continent to send his favorite son, the Tortoise Prince to visit them. So Prince Pippy the shell-less was dispatched to the The Zenith Zoological Society. He was to ride the finest royal baby elephant and give them a gift of a new gas powered wine making machine. But much to everyone’s shock, instead of the Viscount and Viscountess being wonderful hosts, they decided to ‘cage the elephant’ the Tortoise Prince was riding atop! The tortoise prince told them, ”They insult the Sultan”. Baron Bullish IV was horrified and contacted the acting animal attorney general for help. Harriet Hydra and the black bottomed ink squid of Mattoon had put forward the name of the Calamari King, to be elevated to chief translator for the animals only one month earlier. He gladly accepted and he was awarded the power of now being able to swim inside the moisture within the clouds, a breath taking spectacle of tentacle. Epically beautiful, but quite alarming if you are sunbathing and not expecting it. The acting animal attorney general dispatched the Calamari King at once to see what all this terrible news about the incarceration of Prince Pippy the shell-less was all about. He flew on the nimbus and stratus, arriving there by tea o’clock. He translated everything between the Viscount, Prince Pippy, the young elephant and all the animals of The Zenith Zoological. Their intentions had been ruled to be ill judged but not cruel, they were deeply apologetic. They promised to make amends, dissolve their zoo and free all animals, they just wanted one thing… If at all possible, they wanted to leave this posh life and just live with some animals, somewhere special away from the world. The animals loved them for it, especially the snake, the whale and the walrus, who were very close, very close indeed! The moral of this story is, do not cage tiny tortoise boys who ride intelligent elephants who want to offer you gas driven vino machines! It’s simple really, is that not obvious?