At “KenFucky Tried Chicken (KTC)” we try very hard to sell you the best quality Experimental Lab grown chickens. In an effort to gain more profits, our chickens are fucking huge and tasty. Why settle for just two chicken legs when we can grow six. Our mutated chickens stay sickly so that we can collect a special snotty sauce from chicken beaks. We mix snotty sauce with Special ass sauce and add in our Top Secret 11 herbs and spices. Try our Brand New BEYOND Chicken Fuckits and special dipping sauce! Beyond Chicken is our contribution to go green forcing you to eat Plant Based fake meat. Our Beyond Chicken will have you chewing for days, so go ahead and order a tasty beverage to help choke that KenFucky Tried Beyond Chicken down.