Dear Diary,

Adventure calls. LFG.

• Week 1: Decided to investigate the Sacramental Cypher.
• Week 2: Declined a drifter's common pointy stick.
• Week 3: Stole a stranger's common bludgeon.
• Week 4: Rescued a mischievous doge.
• Week 5: Traveled to and dipped from the Whitelist Isles. Much danger.
• Week 6: Headed for the Layer 2.
• Week 7: Skipped on a depressing newsletter subscription. No liquidity.
• Week 8: Leased a crimson back-scratcher.
• Week 9: Evaded the SEC Chairman who blocks the Sacramental Cypher. They were a known kleptocrat.
• Week 10: Encountered the wizard who wishes to destroy the Sacramental Cypher.
• Week 11: Fiddled with my crimson back-scratcher as the internet moved on.
• Week 12: Vanquished the wizard. I have become death, destroyer of worlds.