Dear Diary,

I now begin life as a full-time degen.

• Week 1: Passed on opportunity to misdirect the Sacramental Token. No roadmap.
• Week 2: Decided to investigate the Ponderous Cypher.
• Week 3: Collected grandfather's crimson spoon.
• Week 4: Swore an oath to a mischievous brogrammer but they were poor. Ditched them.
• Week 5: Joined by a low-IQ doge.
• Week 6: Traveled to and trudged wearily from the Whitelist Isles. Bear vibes.
• Week 7: Headed for the Bitcoin Citadel.
• Week 8: Stumbled into gas war.

Narrator: They didn't make it.