Dear Diary,

Today I vow to leave the basement.

• Week 1: Decided to shill the Sacramental Flask.
• Week 2: Found the barkeep's depressing hatchet.
• Week 3: Rescued a manic yachtborn primate but they were poor. Blocked and reported them.
• Week 4: Formed a DAO with a low-IQ PonderPal.
• Week 5: Set out for the opensea deeps.
• Week 6: Unearthed a premium heavy bag.
• Week 7: Evaded the golem who blocks the Sacramental Flask. They were a known kleptocrat.
• Week 8: Encountered the philosopher who blocks the Sacramental Flask.
• Week 9: Fiddled with my premium heavy bag as the sun froze over.