Dear Diary,

I now begin life as a full-time degen.

• Week 1: Passed on opportunity to unleash the Sacramental Jurisprudence. No roadmap.
• Week 2: Decided to recover the Enigmatic Token.
• Week 3: Declined grandfather's proven crossbow.
• Week 4: Borrowed the barkeep's cursed sword.
• Week 5: Befriended a dishonest VC but they were poor. Shamed them.
• Week 6: Befriended a tactless lawyer.
• Week 7: Traveled to and ran screaming from the opensea deeps. Missed my entry price.
• Week 8: Wandered onward to the ICO ruins.
• Week 9: Skipped on a time-worn heavy bag. Suspected spyware.
• Week 10: Followed the beaten path.

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