The bikes of New Kyushu are sentient, and can often be seen riderless, travelling the wastes...

This is the 3Moons Automotive CBG 1313 Piero.

The Piero is yet another in a long line of mildly insane bikes created by the 3Moons UltraCorp. However, in this case the insanity is usually accompanied by a positive - sometimes even effervescent - personality. As long, of course, as it is off-road. The Piero gets bored easily, especially on anything as mundane as a flat surface. This bike just wants to go where bikes shouldn't be able to. The steeper the incline & the more obstructed the path the better. There have been many documented cases of riders begging the Piero to choose a safer route, only to be thrown from the bike as an annoyance. There is even a phenomenon known as 'the Piero Scream', which is characterised as being particularly high-pitched and fraught with terror. However, for the rider who enjoys being perilously close to death, the Piero is an excellent companion and strong, life-long bonds have been formed when the rider is particularly careless with their safety.

Personality: Fun-loving as long as it's dangerous fun, loyal as long as you're not boring. Or interested in living very long.

Common names - Alex, Lynn & Oops.