Do you like to wear your leather jacket with Adidas track pants and black leather shoes, and to slav squat while you eat sunflower seeds? If so, you might be what's known as a gopnik.

If you ever want to be as cool as Putin though, then you will have to speak perfect prison vernacular, and be able to sing along to any blatnaya pesnya that comes on the air in your Lada with a coat hanger antenna.

This lovely piece of Russian culture comes as a super rare ruby 5/5.