The Enfu Curio Collection

Enfu Curios are 4D portal tatebanko capsules. Composed from kinetic projections of an ideal world, specimens of hope occasionally become enshrined in these objects. Enfu Curios come in 5 different rarities. Tablet, Sterling, Bullion, Relic, & Shard.

Tablet: Common (Edition Size 25) Tablet Curios, mined by Asteroid Farmers and sent via telepathy projections back through space time, were discovered after millenia of dormancy under pressure from the weight of the colliding continents. The gravitational pull of reality condenses these tablets into thin timeless tome tombs through tempering. Similar to pressed flowers and butterfly taxidermy, the nostalgia was bottled by killing it.

Upon possession of Hamster Hawk, the owner becomes imbued with the following stats:

005 +7 colors in your rainbow mohawk +5 seconds randoms stare at you -12 excuses you give to yourself to do things