Once Upon a Time …

Following their bestseller, The Three Pigs spent some time in the limelight. They brought a ton of cash back to Pigsville and the economy ramped up. Hoove’s Hookers, Ham’s Diner, and other such fine establishments began to take off.
The Little Pigs of Pigsville were finally able to afford daily necessities like clothing and cocaine. They took a liking to this new-found money.
They bought swaggy t-shirts and sailor caps; cigars and fancy contact lens’ too