Defaced: Gotta Get Gurt - The Response

Dearest Gurt, the VHS Visionary,

Your letter has reached us, and we must say, it's an instant classic! You and your VHS adventures have kept us entertained during our time together at Shiftie's.

Ah, the memories! Who could forget the way you bonded with those VHS tapes, despite lacking a player? It's a testament to your passion and imagination!

As for the Miami branch madness... Fear not, Gurt! We know you wouldn't dabble in such devious deeds!

So, here's our rallying cry --> #WeStandWithGurtToo

And even though VHS may be heading to the technology graveyard, your enthusiasm for those nostalgic relics will live on forever. Keep dreaming, Gurt!

In meme-orable solidarity, Your Fellow Gurts