I gave my reply again, "My uncle George Washington painted George Washington when he was a young man..."

The custodian told me, "You will not find it here at the museum!" I replied, "And if you look, it is a painting of the young George Washington when he was a young man..."

The museum owner, feeling the time was right for this, interjected: "Sir, you must not argue. You must never argue with a museum. That is a grave sin."