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Bertram Perkins,
purveyor of fine merkins
(1868)
Pictured here at home with his loyal curly-haired poodle, Sheepy, this proud artisan has been honing his craft for decades.
Bertram’s father brought him into the trade at a very young age. And since that time, Perkins’ merkins have been synonymous with quality and comfort.
No other hoo-ha hairdresser can compare to the natural kink and appearance of a verified, handmade Perkins piece. In fact, just where Bertram sources his raw materials is a closely guarded secret—he and the well-shorn Sheepy will never tell!
Despite his success, Bertram Perkins is a grounded, giving man. If one of his loyal clients can’t afford a new coochie cover, Bertram has been known to trade his goods for… services.
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Bertram Perkins,
purveyor of fine merkins
(1868)
Pictured here at home with his loyal curly-haired poodle, Sheepy, this proud artisan has been honing his craft for decades.
Bertram’s father brought him into the trade at a very young age. And since that time, Perkins’ merkins have been synonymous with quality and comfort.
No other hoo-ha hairdresser can compare to the natural kink and appearance of a verified, handmade Perkins piece. In fact, just where Bertram sources his raw materials is a closely guarded secret—he and the well-shorn Sheepy will never tell!
Despite his success, Bertram Perkins is a grounded, giving man. If one of his loyal clients can’t afford a new coochie cover, Bertram has been known to trade his goods for… services.
- Sales
- Transfers