"Be careful who you call a King...

All the romantic girls want a "knight in shining armor"
All princesses want some noble prince to sweep them off their feet.

I want the Joker.
Who can outwit the knight in a fight with only his words,
Who can make a king laugh with accents and gestures so absurd
Who can cause the rebel to cry and fly away like a scared little bird.

I want the Joker."

• by William Worthless

(Artwork created with Midjourney - Ai)