Hello I am a intern at Citadel. I do not go to the bathroom. I troll on Twitter and make fake ape accounts from my office closet. I am hoping my boss notices me. I wish I had diamond hands. This place needs to be burnt to the ground. I get hit with paintball guns a lot by strangers in the street while I'm walking home to my dirt hole. I am a Shill. I am and enemy of the Apes. I am a liar. I spread misinformation to manipulate the stock market for my own gains. I talk a lot about stock fundamentals and lie to Apes about good stocks to buy. I am evil. Although I do not want AMC to short squeeze, I do like the movies. My favorite movie character is Darth Vadar. I can't be turned to the light side of the force. and I have no powers. I hide in my little dirt hole and spread misinformation with my computer. When people see me in the street they curse at me. I secretly eat bananas and wish I had tendies.