I'm an ape who loves pro football. I'm a fantasy champion, an armchair MVP QB, there is no stopping this OG. If I was a coach I'd dominate Vince Lombardi. Hedgies are like a pee-wee team compared to me. I once peed next to Ditka - he's got nothing on me. I'm hodling AMC because I want to go to the moon, too. I am an Athlete Ape. Athlete Apes are professional athletes from the NFL, NBA, MLB, NASCAR an UFC. Athlete Apes love exercising, yoga, lifting weights and jogging. I help keep Apes in shape, I amplify sports events, I infiltrate sports broadcasts and create content for sports fans. I am also a Fantasy Football junkie. My favorite athletes are Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Walter Payton, Lebron James and Wayne Gretzky. My favorite NFL football team is the Chicago Bears. I once acquired jock rot from not washing my undies. Definitely wash your undies.