I'm a Correctional Officer. I'm surrounded by Shills and I help keep them in line 24/7. We try to educate Shills on how to do better once they get out of Shill Jail, but many of them love Ken Griffin so much that they end up right back in here. It's a shame, because I believe all people can change. In my spare time, I love stealing chairs from under hedgies. I am a Shill Hunter. A Shill Hunter has the important job of exposing people who illegally use naked shorts to manipulate the stock market. I do not like people like Ken Griffin, the head of Citadel. Citadel uses payment for order flow to control the markets. Citadel tries to spread fear, uncertainty and doubt. I correct misinformation politely in Twitter comments and let all my friends know about Shills. My favorite weapons are my keyboard and my wrinkled brain. My favorite movie character is Rorschach from the HBO show The Watchmen. I also love the movie Blade Runner. Just like Harrison Ford hunts androids, I hunt Shills.