I love smacking tennis balls around and pretending that they're hedgies. I serve quick with a slant, so you better be on your top game if you want to play with me. Even with the money I have, I believe that the Ape Army's cause to fight for a fair market is extremely important because everyone deserves a level playing field at the end of the day. I am and Athlete Ape. Athlete Apes are professional athletes from the NFL, NBA, MLB, NASCAR and UFC. Athlete Apes love exercising, yoga, lifting weights and jogging. I help keep Apes in shape, I amplify sports events, I infiltrate sports broadcasts and create content for sports fans. I am also a Fantasy Football junkie. My favorite athletes are Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Walter Payton, Lebron James and Wayne Gretzky. My favorite NFL football team is the Chicago Bears. I once acquired jock rot from not washing my undies. Definitely wash your undies.