I am a keyboard warrior, my bark is bigger than my bite. It's amazing how much I can do, just by tweeting at night. Call me a shill, call me a troll. I could only be lonely. Or a secret agent, you'll never know. I am a Shill. I am and enemy of the Apes. I am a liar. I spread misinformation to manipulate the stock market for my own gains. I talk a lot about stock fundamentals and lie to Apes about good stocks to buy. I am evil. Although I do not want AMC to short squeeze, I do like the movies. My favorite movie character is Jay Gatsby. Just like Jay Gatsby, I want to have a big mansion and pool, but I don't have the tendies for it. I hide in my little dirt hole and spread misinformation with my computer. When people see me in the street they curse at me. I secretly eat bananas and wish I had tendies.