Last week I bought a little over 10 ETH of Art. This week I'll buy more, but only if an Artist:

Has a @NftyLeach LEACHER Pass...

And does exactly what I say...

I want a...

1. A Brand New Toilet Seat At Every Virtual or Meta Gallery.
2. Disinfected Doorknobs Every 2 Hours - meta doors or otherwise.
3. A Life-Size Cut-Out of myself at every gallery - meta or otherwise.
4. Dressing Room Filled With Puppies, Kittens and Rabbits - meta or otherwise.
5. Hand - carved ice balls in front of my house - for no reason other than I like large balls on my lawn (if in meta world, the sculpt should be to a minimum of a billion polys in count and sculpted in Z - Brush).
6. 19 Leafy Six-Foot Plants and 4 Leafy Four-Foot Plants - in every space I am in - meta or otherwise.
7. Diamond encrusted ledger sent to my home for me to put your work into and lock away anonymously.
8. Each artist with a LEACHER pass must have a Ph.D in neuro - science from an Ivy League College.
9. Have reached the bottom of the Mariana Trench - without submersibles.
10. Have competed in an international fencing competition whilst still in the womb prior to birth - and won.

And they must never have drawn a PEPE... how crass.