Cult of Kek:
The land of the Null is inhabited by many otherworldly entities, some unfathomable. The words cannot describe the chill in the bones caused by the sounds uttered by the sovereign of the ancient green skinned deep folk. And so the five human senses fail to decipher the physical shape or intentions of this eternal god, leaving only the mind of artists to run amok with haunted imagination. One artist on a restless night, decided to tamper with the block of genesis golden magic, conjuring an army of 100 stone deep folk warriors, an army of the damned worthy of any king, but one does not acquire such powers from the deep without a cost. An innocent had to die, and so the acolyte forever to be remembered as Chiampo, consulted with high cultist Ciobo to select the green lamb for slaughter. Raised upon an army still as a mountain, the pure was offered to the all consuming lord; the sacrifice was completed and the blood of the pious filled the gullet of the overlord, setting in motion the petrified army. One hundred emotionless granite bone giants now roam these lands, powered with the sin of murder, to feed their ever famished Lord.
Feels good man.