Woke up, body aching in a hospital bed
Had a big swollen bump on the side of my head
How did I get here? I really couldn’t recall
Did I get in an accident or have a terrible fall?
Then it came flooding back; all of it, almost —
That it wasn’t my fault I walked into a lamp post!

I was on my way to an important meeting
In a rush as always because time is so fleeting
Then across the street, I spotted coming in my direction
A pretty lady that immediately caught my attention
Easy on the eyes and too cute not to notice
She might have caused a little misfocus
Head turned, I couldn’t see the lamp post drawing near
And bang! The next thing I knew, I’d ended up here.

All this thinking got tiring, I needed to rest
Despite this heart-throbbing feeling from inside my chest
One thought crossed my mind as I fell back into slumber:
Oh no, I forgot to get this girl’s number!