What a kerfuffle of a day! I don’t know what to say.
I guess sometimes things really don’t go your way.
You know how the universe is cruel and life doesn’t go right?
Then you’ll understand exactly how I’m feeling tonight.

I missed my alarm this morning and severely overslept;
Then, in a rush, forgot where my car keys were kept!
It took 20 minutes to catch a taxi and to my frustration,
I still ended up late for a big presentation.

My boss was really angry and said I needed to stop being lazy; But booking an important meeting at 7am is kind of crazy.
Anyways the discussion boiled over and I eventually got fired;
I didn’t even care at that point, I just felt really tired!

I had a date with my girlfriend, but caused a bit of a hubble,
When she showed up dressed fancy, I knew I was in trouble;
“You forgot our anniversary?”, tears ruining her make-up —
“I can’t take this any longer, we need to break up!”

So here I am, back home alone, why is this world so unforgiving?
I can’t even figure out a reason why my life is worth living;
Without a job, friends or motivation, I don’t know what to do…
Maybe I’ll pucker up some courage and try something new!

Get a rope, tie it up, make sure it’s not too loose
Then balance on this bucket and put my head through the noose
If you’re watching this video, I don’t know what else I have to say —
But if you can’t tell by now, I’ve had a hell of a day.

[neck snapping sound]