"Omg ur such an angelllll girl. Spazzz." -Fellabook comment on Missionate photo

Missionate is a $2.99 App Store application that inserts you into a fake photo with an African child (real child). The app presents you with a series of customizable sliders to control:

EMACIATION, ASHY-NESS, BLOATEDNESS OF THEIR BELLY, DIRT IN FINGERNAILS, etc. There is a Missionate Lite app (free version) - but to encourage the full purchase, all Lite photos: INCREASE YOUR NECK FAT IN THE PICTURE (WITH ADVANCED AI).

KIMBE IS ROLL A LITTLE ROCK AROUND GETTING BUGLETS FOR FOOD.. EATING DELICIOUS GRUBBIES WHEN WARLORD APPROACH FROM BEHIND. HEY KIMBE, HERE IS AK-48 . GONNA NEED YOU TO SHOOT AT SHOPLIFTERS FROM NATO HQ ROOFTOP. KIMBE. IF YOUR'E A GOOD BOY- YOU WILL GET 1 (ONE) WATER, AND A LITTLE MILK FOR YOUR ROTTEN BELLY..

3% of proceeds go to Toby2012, a new paradigm in child warfare.

I Saved The World: I finally did it, I ended world hunger. One friendly creature gets a Missionate post on Fellabook; Affected creature acquires [10 SWG], +10 Social Famous Points; Cannot be attacked for two (2) turns without the attacker being canceled; 'TB2 last summer, can't wait for this year's mission, I'll see you soon Kimbe~~': -$2.99