"WE.ARE.THEFUTURE.THE.YOUTH.//THE.REBEL.HACKERS.WITHOUTACAUSE >.<"

Requires empty face slot.

2099 A.D. Mismatched microcircuitry and miniature mechanisms mesh in a messy medley and make a true telecom tinkerer's toy topper to titillate the tastes of the toughest technicians. Optioned out with epiliptic-killer strobes, FAA-hobbling lasers, Razer BPA-free raver chew toy, Republican chagrin-inducing Green NRG module, and PhozeComm Holo-Caster Headpiece MKII. Essential garb for gadgetFreaxxx & poseur fashionistas. Bulletproof to AIRSOFTR. Are you an audiophile? Notice the Bose-MiniR HearRingTM dangling off the user's right earlobe, providing a 360deg Lofi Study Beatz 24/7 for the fevered techno pillagers who don this device-maniac cyber attire. A CoxR Jiggablast-compatible SHEthernet cable is secured below the left eye--leads nowhere and plugs into nothing. The Cyber Optic Facemask is more statement than utility, but oh what a statement it is.

FAKE.TECH//REAL.LIFE: Equip the Cyber Optic Facemask. +25 Armor. Deflect all AIRSOFTR; Ability to crash airplanes with face laser; Ability to stun enemies for one (1) turn with 75,000 lumen LED SWAT strober; Can swiftly microdose MDT3 while viewing holo-tessellations. [DO NOT FEED THE NET GHOSTS] Augmented Reality MarvelR HulkTM Yo-Yo with haptic neural feedback. Hulk Smash!C; Street Cred & Mad Props for teching yourself sideways.' +3 SWG PATENT PENDING