Herman’s are so hopelessly addicted to hooch they actually can’t live without it. From around the age of three, when they leave nursery, they have a special helmet attached (the hooch hat). This enables their head to be completely submerged in booze, 24/7. A sober herman is really confused, whereas a drunk one is fairly intelligent. Young hermans (before they have helmets fitted) are so unsure who their mothers are, they can be found breastfeeding off pebbles, hard hats and even extremely confused goobls. It’s a tragedy I tell you!