"Fat. Gay. Jewish. Tiny [redacted]. Unfazed. Moisturized. In my pond."

His words, not mine. I'm just memeing the chaos.

50% of proceeds go to Matt_Furie. 50% to Dr. $uss.

Mint link: app.manifold.xyz/c/MOISTURIZED

Open forever until it isn't. For the price of 2 Mocha Frapepechinos*. One for the Fake Doc, one for the Father of Kek.

*price as of mint. numba will go up as the most entertaining outcome is most likley. accessible to all at time of mint - only for the discerning shitposter in the future.