One of the strangest things the InVaders found when they landed in The United States was The First Amendment.

it seemed odd that talking to each other needed to be protected by the government.

Even more odd, they noted that human beings believed that communication only happened when words were visibly written or spoken out loud. Often loudly.

Yet human beings didn't know they already possessed the same power the aliens do: To communicate telepathically. However, they had forgotten how to listen to each other, so they were not aware they even had this capability.

To listen telepathically requires a special kind of listening, done within. Most human beings were too busy talking to listen deeply.

The InVader is here to reawaken humanity to the ability to communicate telepathically and globally through the energy that moves through all things. In the meantime, he has pledged to defend the First Amendment until it is no longer necessary. Particularly the right to parody, which protects this powerful Invader and your wallet. Both, we have been told, are jokes.