This document certifies the issuance of one (1) Negative Scam, reflecting the non-delivery of a contracted bespoke Scam as per agreement with Steven Pikelny. The par value of this certificate is set at -1 Scam Units (SU), backed by the absence and non-fulfillment of the agreed-upon Scam, despite the remittance of exactly 0.25 Ether (ETH) to Steven Pikelny's "hot wallet" located at Ethereum Name Service (ENS) address "steveip.eth" (connected to corresponding address 0x8D55ccAb57f3Cba220AB3e3F3b7C9F59529e5a65).

This certificate is officially endorsed by Steven Pikelny.