You're best known for i̸͈̋n̶̨͔̄͒͜v̵̦̓̿ẽ̸̯͔̋́ņ̶̙̱̆̒͒t̸̮̉i̸̹̥̰̓ǹ̸͕̜̄ͅǧ̷͙͓͔͆̌ soggy shirts that cause extreme humility, but you're an atomic scientist by profession. During the H̸͔̎̋̍y̵̺͍͂́̽͜p̷̜̣͉̎̐̓e̶̜͉̒̂̀r̴̨͉̮̊͌́C̷̞͍͛͒̀h̴̖͋̂͠e̵̜͋̊̋m̵̫̥̌̔̽ saga you made the difficult decision to destroy an entire plagued system - you were considered a hero. Still, you struggle with the weight of that decision every day. The Plunderers tried to patent your soggy shirts before you. You'll never f̴̫͂̈o̴̪̙͕͐̈r̸̛̗̳̱̍g̷̭̭̋̒i̷͚̅̌v̵̲̤͇̈e̸̙̓̉͌ them.