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Epic Tier Sui-Strategy, Microstrategy. The 'Phone Switcheroo' is a clever and ingenious way to scar the enemy for life. The tactic is simple: Engage in conversation with target group. Get 5 minutes in, evoke empathy and be a likable guy that the group thinks is neat and interesting. Then, say you're getting a call. Suddenly reach in your pocket for your phone but instead pull out a snub nosed .357 revolver and stick it deep in your mouth, making sure to make eye contact with all people in the crowd before BLOWING YOUR BRAINS OUT!

Sacrifice, Phone Switcheroo: Sacrifice a creature via fatal gunshot. Scar all all opponent creatures, giving them a sight they can't unsee. All enemy creatures deal half DMG for 2 turns