An ancient staff of unknown origin, wielded by the mighty Crucifore.

Affectionately named Britney, this staff has the ability to harness rare magic and grants +1 DMG to all reptilians. However, she can be quite temperamental and is known to summon out-of-date snacks when attempting necromancy.

Legend has it that with every spell cast there is a 3% probability a vortex will open and devour the entire universe for lunch, leaving only darkness and the faint sound of Nickelback’s greatest hits.