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Zed is a favorite of the Pastry Aliens due to Zeds uncanny ability to seduce bystanders who’s goals include caloric restraint. Only the most based of humans should acquire Zed as the powers imparted require great irresponsibility.
In a galaxy far, far away, there was a planet named Confect-A69, home to Pastry Aliens. Their planet was a sugary paradise, filled with all kinds of delicious treats like cakes, cookies, and candies. However, the Pastry Aliens had made some grave mistake. The Pastry Aliens had been so busy indulging in their sweet delights that they had neglected their planet's atmosphere and economy. They mistakenly destroyed the frozone layer, causing the planet's temperature to rise uncontrollably. The heat is melting their sugary paradise. Realizing the dire situation they are in, the Pastry Aliens decided to come to Earth to organize a bake sale to raise funds to fix their planet and bail out their soured economic situration. Art By Sage Kellyn
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Zed is a favorite of the Pastry Aliens due to Zeds uncanny ability to seduce bystanders who’s goals include caloric restraint. Only the most based of humans should acquire Zed as the powers imparted require great irresponsibility.
In a galaxy far, far away, there was a planet named Confect-A69, home to Pastry Aliens. Their planet was a sugary paradise, filled with all kinds of delicious treats like cakes, cookies, and candies. However, the Pastry Aliens had made some grave mistake. The Pastry Aliens had been so busy indulging in their sweet delights that they had neglected their planet's atmosphere and economy. They mistakenly destroyed the frozone layer, causing the planet's temperature to rise uncontrollably. The heat is melting their sugary paradise. Realizing the dire situation they are in, the Pastry Aliens decided to come to Earth to organize a bake sale to raise funds to fix their planet and bail out their soured economic situration. Art By Sage Kellyn