After getting caught "pink flamingo" handed "doing the news" in a DC hotel Mr. Carlson had this to say: "It was a setup up by the elders of zion...I swear. I was just doing some research about how white people are going to get wiped off the face of the earth by rising mineral and lumber prices and then the next thing I know I woke up in bed next to the news. Just remember my fellow white people, if this can happen to me it can happen to you. Keep your guard on high. The Jewish Zion illuminati are waiting around every corner looking to set up good patriotic Americans like you and me"