Why don’t more people commission marble statues of themselves? This seems like a pretty good gift. Is it really expensive? Is there no one left skilled enough to carve one? Perhaps people are so turned off by the thought of someone coming over to their house for a barbeque and asking why the fuck is there a marble statue of your naked body in the backyard? This seems like a bit much, Jennifer?!?! We know you take it a little far with the selfies but this is truly something else.