In related news, sources close to the matter have reported that Apple is currently testing a new crypto wallet called "iCoin." According to insiders, the wallet will only allow users to trade Apple stock for other securities, leading many in the crypto community to wonder if Apple even knows what crypto is.

In response to the Uniswap Labs situation, Apple said, "We take our responsibility to protect our users very seriously, which is why we carefully review all apps before they are allowed on our platform. As for Uniswap, we're not saying they're not compliant. We're just saying we need to see their homework first."

Meanwhile, Uniswap Labs has taken a lighthearted approach to the situation, announcing that they will be renaming their mobile wallet "UniApple" and adding a new feature that allows users to trade apples for other fruits.

"We figured if we can't get approved for crypto trading, we might as well pivot to the fruit market," a spokesperson for Uniswap Labs joked. "We hear Granny Smiths are going for big bucks on the black market these days."

Despite the setback, Uniswap Labs remains optimistic about the future of decentralized finance and the role of DEXs in the crypto ecosystem. "We believe in the power of community-driven finance and we will continue to work towards a future where everyone has access to fair and open financial systems," the spokesperson added.

As for Apple, it remains to be seen if the tech giant will ever fully embrace the crypto world. But one thing is certain: if they do, they'll probably find a way to get their cut of sales.