In a shocking turn of events, Coinbase has decided to take legal action against the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) for what they call "the silent treatment."

Yes, you read that correctly. Coinbase is suing the SEC because they haven't heard from them in months. It's like when you text your crush, and they don't respond for days, except this time it's a multi-billion dollar company being ghosted by a federal agency.

According to sources, Coinbase has been trying to contact the SEC for months regarding basic market questions for clarity. But despite numerous attempts to contact them, they have received no response. It's like the SEC has put Coinbase in their "read" receipts, but they never actually reply.

This has left Coinbase feeling frustrated and ignored. They've tried everything to get the SEC's attention, from sending them countless emails to even sliding into their DMs on Twitter. But nothing seems to be working.

Coinbase has decided to take matters into its own hands and file a lawsuit against the SEC. They hope this legal action will finally get the SEC to acknowledge their existence and respond to their inquiries.

When reached for comment, a spokesperson for the SEC said, "We apologize for any miscommunication or lack of response that Coinbase may have experienced. We're currently experiencing a high volume of inquiries and are doing our best to respond to everyone as quickly as possible."

But let's be honest here. We all know what's really going on. The SEC is just playing hard to get. They know Coinbase wants their attention, so they're making them work for it. It's like a game of cat and mouse, and right now, the SEC is definitely the cat.

In any case, this lawsuit is sure to be one for the history books. Who knew that being ghosted by a federal agency could lead to a legal battle? Only time will tell how this all plays out, but one thing's for sure: the SEC better start responding to Coinbase's messages, or they'll have a lot more than just a lawsuit to worry about.