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You certainly don't, pal. 'Cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them! You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close s--t, you are s--t. Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going out!...

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A collection of Seized Memes and degen doodles by K!NGSLEY. Markets, Memes, Moments, Misfits, Mischief. Critics are raving: "Are we sure this is art?", "This is way too niche..." & "Forreal tho... like, a person spent time making these...?"

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The NYT declares the work "sophomoric & painfully amateurish"

ArtForum celebrates the "unapologetically degenerate" qualities of the collection

Washington Post notices "a lot of these colors are literally hard to look at together"

Hoboken Art News Corner lauds the collection's "blatant disregard for quality norms"

Miss Ritterbush's Seventh Grade Homeroom e-Newsletter calls the artist "Bathroom Stall Warhol" and the collection "a triumph of teenage notebook scribbles"

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You certainly don't, pal. 'Cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them! You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close s--t, you are s--t. Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going out!...

1 of 1 White/Red Colorway

1 of 3 Always Be Closing Series

Unlockable: Full Res TIFF

Seized Memes collection image

A collection of Seized Memes and degen doodles by K!NGSLEY. Markets, Memes, Moments, Misfits, Mischief. Critics are raving: "Are we sure this is art?", "This is way too niche..." & "Forreal tho... like, a person spent time making these...?"

SEIZE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION

The NYT declares the work "sophomoric & painfully amateurish"

ArtForum celebrates the "unapologetically degenerate" qualities of the collection

Washington Post notices "a lot of these colors are literally hard to look at together"

Hoboken Art News Corner lauds the collection's "blatant disregard for quality norms"

Miss Ritterbush's Seventh Grade Homeroom e-Newsletter calls the artist "Bathroom Stall Warhol" and the collection "a triumph of teenage notebook scribbles"

kingsley.art

K!

Contract Address0x495f...7b5e
Token ID
Token StandardERC-1155
ChainEthereum
MetadataCentralized
Creator Earnings
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