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This NFT is part of the Bird Hat Grift Club Originals collection. It is a unique hash on the blockchain, linked to a picture of an original artwork of a bird wearing a hat, painted by Josh Drummond.

Every Bird Hat Grift Club Original NFT has a unique story.

This is Ligma’s.

Once upon a time there was a bird called Ligma Ballmer who loved developers more than anything in the world. He loved developers so much that he was able to become CEO of the most popular and powerful software company of all time. Here is how it went down.

One day, Ligma Ballmer decided to make a hat for every developer in the world. As a developer himself, he knew how much developers need hats. Of course, he made himself a prototype hat first - a beautiful cowboy hat. He put the hat on his head and called it Jean.

Jean spoke to Ligma and said, "I am your hat. I will protect you from the sun and the rain. I will make you look smart and stylish. I will be with you always."

Ligma Ballmer was so happy with his hat that he decided to make one for every developer in the world. He worked day and night to make as many hats as possible. He even hired more birds to help him with the task. He even gave talks to inspire the birds, even though he didn't like public speaking. His talks were recursive and redundant and redundant and recursive. "Developers!" he'd say. "Developers, developers, developers, developers!"

The birds didn't mind the speeches, because they loved their hats. The hats were all different, but they all had one thing in common - they made developers look stylish and smart. Because the hats were so soft, and because the birds wore the hats, Ligma called his invention "software."

Software turned out to be wildly popular! The developers were so happy with their new hats that they started wearing them everywhere they went. They even changed their names to match their hats.

Ligma Ballmer was so proud of himself. He knew that he had made the world a better place for developers, developers, developers, developers.

The Bird Hat Grift Club is a collection of Birds in Hats NFTs - unique hashes on the blockchain, linked to digital artworks hosted elsewhere, which in turn are scans of some actual paintings I did. The Originals in this series are ultra-rare, with only one NFT corresponding to each original Bird (in Hat). These collectible digital files, which are definitely worth as much (if not much more) than what they're listed for, are also the first NFTs in the world to be secured with MFT (Magical Faith Tokens), a powerful magic spell that curses anyone who steals your birds. What's more, your Bird doubles as your exclusive Grift Club membership card, and grants access to members-only benefits, the first of which is access to THE BIRDHOUSE, a collaborative grifting board. Future perks can be unlocked by the community through roadmap activation, which is another way of saying "I'll look at doing more stuff if anyone actually buys these things."
Contract Address0x495f...7b5e
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Token StandardERC-1155
BlockchainEthereum
MetadataCentralized
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This NFT is part of the Bird Hat Grift Club Originals collection. It is a unique hash on the blockchain, linked to a picture of an original artwork of a bird wearing a hat, painted by Josh Drummond.

Every Bird Hat Grift Club Original NFT has a unique story.

This is Ligma’s.

Once upon a time there was a bird called Ligma Ballmer who loved developers more than anything in the world. He loved developers so much that he was able to become CEO of the most popular and powerful software company of all time. Here is how it went down.

One day, Ligma Ballmer decided to make a hat for every developer in the world. As a developer himself, he knew how much developers need hats. Of course, he made himself a prototype hat first - a beautiful cowboy hat. He put the hat on his head and called it Jean.

Jean spoke to Ligma and said, "I am your hat. I will protect you from the sun and the rain. I will make you look smart and stylish. I will be with you always."

Ligma Ballmer was so happy with his hat that he decided to make one for every developer in the world. He worked day and night to make as many hats as possible. He even hired more birds to help him with the task. He even gave talks to inspire the birds, even though he didn't like public speaking. His talks were recursive and redundant and redundant and recursive. "Developers!" he'd say. "Developers, developers, developers, developers!"

The birds didn't mind the speeches, because they loved their hats. The hats were all different, but they all had one thing in common - they made developers look stylish and smart. Because the hats were so soft, and because the birds wore the hats, Ligma called his invention "software."

Software turned out to be wildly popular! The developers were so happy with their new hats that they started wearing them everywhere they went. They even changed their names to match their hats.

Ligma Ballmer was so proud of himself. He knew that he had made the world a better place for developers, developers, developers, developers.

The Bird Hat Grift Club is a collection of Birds in Hats NFTs - unique hashes on the blockchain, linked to digital artworks hosted elsewhere, which in turn are scans of some actual paintings I did. The Originals in this series are ultra-rare, with only one NFT corresponding to each original Bird (in Hat). These collectible digital files, which are definitely worth as much (if not much more) than what they're listed for, are also the first NFTs in the world to be secured with MFT (Magical Faith Tokens), a powerful magic spell that curses anyone who steals your birds. What's more, your Bird doubles as your exclusive Grift Club membership card, and grants access to members-only benefits, the first of which is access to THE BIRDHOUSE, a collaborative grifting board. Future perks can be unlocked by the community through roadmap activation, which is another way of saying "I'll look at doing more stuff if anyone actually buys these things."
Contract Address0x495f...7b5e
Token ID
Token StandardERC-1155
BlockchainEthereum
MetadataCentralized
Creator Earnings
info
10%
Event
Price
From
To
Date