This idiot refuses to let a good crisis go to waste. Rather than being concerned about the humanity of people suffering during a crisis, this idiot is only concerned about how a crisis can benefit them personally.

This idiot will use war to push sales of weapons of a company they are invested in.

This idiot will suddenly become a deceased relative’s “most beloved niece/nephew” when there isn’t a will detailing distribution of assets.

These idiots profit in what they view is a risk-free environment. However, they never consider the costs of their arbitrage on the people around them.