*Special edition Bocky Bean! This is 2/4 of the series. Each is a uniquely tasty flavor; but please do not eat! These Beans are friends, not food!

The Bean Machine hast blest this universe with the lovable and ever-so-slightly unsettling visage of the majestic Bean: a creature of diverse physical properties and intense personalities. Each Bean lives out its short but spicy life just like you or me. Except their house is a milk carton. Or maybe an old broken flower pot left behind the apartment dumpster. They feel as deep as their body is Beany, and their love for jelly beans is not love but contempt as they are too similar to Beans and eating them feels like cannibalism.

The Beans offered here are organically sourced and ready to go to their new homes.