Hi, my name is... Frank.

There was a strange lamp in my living room tonight, never seen it here before. But, let's be honest, it's not the strangest thing that's happened in my life.

I was living a normal, quiet life. Sometimes boring, but a good one. I was just working, having fun with friends... Until this incident.

One evening I decided to open one of my collectible wines and relax a bit. But at that moment the window in my room broke and she walked in... A stunning blonde, alluring, dazzling... Tony, the True Vampire. Before I knew what was happening, she was already sitting on my couch drinking my wine.

— What's going on? Who are you?

I yelled, and she laughed back at me.

— El, calm him down, said Toni, drinking my wine straight from the bottle.

El? Who's El? Oh, man... There was already a second guest on the couch. While I was trying to figure out what was going on, she pulled out my credit card and managed to order a pizza.

— Shh, baby, it's gonna be okay.

She handed me a stuffed monster. How is that supposed to help me? But... This monster is so cute. And it's got so many eyes that it's like it's reaching into my mind.

I sit down on the couch and grab a slice of pizza that El ordered. Has it arrived yet? How long has it been? A serene smile spreads across my face. I'm never bored now. And I don't blink like I'm being held hostage, just a speck of dust in my eye. I feel so good... I want to sing...