Hi, I'm a lamp and in my life I too often see things I don't want to see. Seriously. Every time someone flips a switch, I end up in a new place. And every time it's something creepy. I'm so tired of it.

This is the case today. I see a little girl in a bunny suit, she's reading a book and she's generally very cute. But you can't fool me, so let's look for the catch this time.

• See?
• I see it.
• I read the third line.
• Oh, no, she turned the page again and I didn't get to finish.
• You're just stupid and reading too slowly.

Oh, my God... What's that whispering? Where is it coming from? My God, I can see the red pupils in the darkness. I see many eyes and they... Are they reading a story too? Don't you guys have anything else to do? What the hell did I just see?