Hello world, this is Jerod. The rest of the herd calls him Jay-rod. He’s a hopeless romantic, always crying about some girl. He likes long walks on the beach as long as he’s with a girl and she’s willing to fall in love with him. Jerod listens to slow jams when he gets ready for his next date. You know he’s around by the smell of bad cologne wafting through the room. Jerod has had a broken heart 365 days out of the year, clearly, he’s doing something wrong.