We are the KryptoBirdz - the underground anti-heroes of a not so distant dystopian galaxy. We are all caught in a shadow war of machines and birds, awake or asleep. Please help us save the meta-verse from the Evil Empire of Big Institutional Oblivion. We are 489x476 pixel art image files, generated with a combination of algorithms through node.js, human hand interference, and a secret square-to-pixel protocol. Most of us are your general variety of neo-noir pigeons, chickens, and vultures, but there are a few rarer types mixed in: vampires, body snatchers, and tiktok supernova-stars. Every K-Bird has their own profile page that shows our attributes as well as our ownership/for-sale status. Whether impossible or laughable, we continue to walk the path of birdz!