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Ok... so like.. I want to like this... its almost a compliment.. its rare you see that..

Im doing karate to peoples face and playing with weapons and my raps are all up in there, but then the cow shows up. BRO.... WTF... he double jacked his plump roast at me. FUCK KIND OF FIGHT IS THAT? I dont engage in pugilisms with anyone who is within a 3hr window of wrangling that trouser snake.

He was double fisting twin glizzy's and trying to wet my whole block up. I am a friend to all animals except swans because they are d-baggingtons and think they are better than ducks... but yo... FUCK THIS COW SUN..

But if you priming your pump and smiling all horrible at me with the projectile wet works.. nah... you got it champ.

Also this shit is a little too cool. It makes me nervous. Like he got me ninja'ing around... i feel like he setting me up. So im gonna play along and put the (surprisingly obscure) song he used to do this.

My Brother Is A Jerk..... collection image

Since I was a kid... my brother has been a jerk. I love him. But he is a jerk.

When I started making the raps.. he began making the meme's. At first they were kind of cool.. me as ironman etc. I made the mistake of posting them AND TAGGING him.

People thought "oh.. kane's brother.. let me follow him too"

THEN THE DISRESPECT STARTED...

No more Ironman.. Nah.... now I'm butt nekkid on a bearskin rug. looking mad unsavory with my cheeks out & my logo covering my Schwambone. He's a bad hombre. So I (being an impeccable man of respect) say... "fuck you brohammington... I wont post it.. suck a kabob made of 🍆".

He says.. "post it.. or I'm posting it"

... he did

I realized at that moment, too many people follow him. They start sharing it. It gets bigger. It gets out anyway. So we kind of came to an unspoken truce. He sends it... I post it.. if I dont, he posts something worse.

Why the NFT's? Because I dont mind being the butt of the joke to bring awareness to the crypto space.

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Ok... so like.. I want to like this... its almost a compliment.. its rare you see that..

Im doing karate to peoples face and playing with weapons and my raps are all up in there, but then the cow shows up. BRO.... WTF... he double jacked his plump roast at me. FUCK KIND OF FIGHT IS THAT? I dont engage in pugilisms with anyone who is within a 3hr window of wrangling that trouser snake.

He was double fisting twin glizzy's and trying to wet my whole block up. I am a friend to all animals except swans because they are d-baggingtons and think they are better than ducks... but yo... FUCK THIS COW SUN..

But if you priming your pump and smiling all horrible at me with the projectile wet works.. nah... you got it champ.

Also this shit is a little too cool. It makes me nervous. Like he got me ninja'ing around... i feel like he setting me up. So im gonna play along and put the (surprisingly obscure) song he used to do this.

My Brother Is A Jerk..... collection image

Since I was a kid... my brother has been a jerk. I love him. But he is a jerk.

When I started making the raps.. he began making the meme's. At first they were kind of cool.. me as ironman etc. I made the mistake of posting them AND TAGGING him.

People thought "oh.. kane's brother.. let me follow him too"

THEN THE DISRESPECT STARTED...

No more Ironman.. Nah.... now I'm butt nekkid on a bearskin rug. looking mad unsavory with my cheeks out & my logo covering my Schwambone. He's a bad hombre. So I (being an impeccable man of respect) say... "fuck you brohammington... I wont post it.. suck a kabob made of 🍆".

He says.. "post it.. or I'm posting it"

... he did

I realized at that moment, too many people follow him. They start sharing it. It gets bigger. It gets out anyway. So we kind of came to an unspoken truce. He sends it... I post it.. if I dont, he posts something worse.

Why the NFT's? Because I dont mind being the butt of the joke to bring awareness to the crypto space.

Contract Address0x495f...7b5e
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Token StandardERC-1155
ChainEthereum
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